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Living Dead in Dallas Cocktail waitress Sookie Stackhouse is having a streak of bad luck First her co worker is killed, and no one seems to care Then she comes face to face with a beastly creature that gives her a painful and poisonous lashing Enter the vampires, who graciously suck the poison from her veins like they didn t enjoy itThe point is they saved her life So when one of the bloodsuckers asks for a favor, she obliges and soon Sookie s in Dallas, using her telepathic skills to search for a missing vampire She s supposed to interview certain humans involved, but she makes one condition the vampires must promise to behave and let the humans go unharmed But that s easier said than done, and all it takes is one delicious blonde and one small mistake for things to turn deadly I almost forgot what an uptight bore Bill is But I surely remember the glory that is Eric Northman I almost forgot what an uptight bore Bill is But I surely remember the glory that is Eric Northman B 71% Satisfactory NotesA fun first two thirds, it s spoiled by a gratuitously salacious subplot, ending the book a deflated, disorganized mess. DNF 47%I m done with this series The first book was weird enough as it is, but this one is just too much for me Nothing makes sense and at 47%, I still haven t found a plot Here s a list of things I have a problem with 1 This series is weird.2 Everyone treats Sookie as if she is Bill s possession Even worse a pet.3 Bill goes along with it.4 So does Sookie.5 Bill is one of the worst boyfriends I have ever met He is boring, possessive and never fails to get Sookie into trouble Plus, he DNF 47%I m done with this series The first book was weird enough as it is, but this one is just too much for me Nothing makes sense and at 47%, I still haven t found a plot Here s a list of things I have a problem with 1 This series is weird.2 Everyone treats Sookie as if she is Bill s possession Even worse a pet.3 Bill goes along with it.4 So does Sookie.5 Bill is one of the worst boyfriends I have ever met He is boring, possessive and never fails to get Sookie into trouble Plus, he only cares about sleeping with Sookie and drinking her blood which automatically leads to sleeping with Sookie.6 Sookie lets him Sookie in Book 1 Hi I m Sookie I m a virgin Sookie in Book 2 Sexsexsexsexsex This is not even an exaggeration Here is a lovely quote from Miss Sookie StackhouseIf we could just get out of here right now, I promised myself I d never come back I d give up this detecting for the vampires, I d just tend bar and sleep with Bill Do I even need to elaborate on how wrong this is Because to Sookie, a good life is being a waitress and sleeping with her dead boyfriend Amazing how ignorant some people can be.7 Bill doesn t give his girlfriend small presents like flowers or chocolates He just says, The vampires want my woman well So now I own a clothing shop Go buy some clothes with my card 8 Sookie won t stop talking about her bloody boobs.9 Neither will anyone else They all lust after her curvaceous curves.10 Another guy kisses her No big deal.11 She sticks her keys in her thong.It s one thing to let your boyfriend decide that you can t carry around a purse But then I d put the keys in my bra, not in my bloody thong That just cannot be comfortable And then he s all pervy about it, like, Oh why don t you get your keys out Real charmer, that Bill Why don t you go suck on some roadkill It was extremely hard thinking of Eric Northman, 6 4 , blonde with blue eyes, need I mention a super gorgeous hunk, a vampire, and Sheriff of Louisiana Area 5, an entrepreneur owner of bar Fangtasia in a PINK LYCRA especially when I pictured him as Alexander Skarsg rd who looks like this But imagining the bulge his would form, Eric Northman in a pink lycra doesn t seem like a bad idea I think I m pro pink lycras Especially if someone this hot would wear them I even think I should advocate t It was extremely hard thinking of Eric Northman, 6 4 , blonde with blue eyes, need I mention a super gorgeous hunk, a vampire, and Sheriff of Louisiana Area 5, an entrepreneur owner of bar Fangtasia in a PINK LYCRA especially when I pictured him as Alexander Skarsg rd who looks like this But imagining the bulge his would form, Eric Northman in a pink lycra doesn t seem like a bad idea I think I m pro pink lycras Especially if someone this hot would wear them I even think I should advocate the wearing of lycras on men drool Hmm, well maybe not in pink, but inmanly colors Dead in Dallas, the second installment of the Sookie Stackhouse series by Charlaine Harris, is an entertaining quick read I m not a big fan of Charlaine Harris writing style, but I have to admit, the lady has a great imagination.This book, practically covers up the entire second season of True Blood But don t think that it s basically the same, because it s not It s different in a way the the TV series hasdrama But still, as I said, the book was very entertaining.Sookie Stackhouse is attacked by a maenad, a worshiper of the God of wine and all things crazy, as a message to Eric Northman After Sookie being healed, she is lent to the Dallas vampire sheriff, to read the humans who might have seen the missing vampire Farrell But the search becomes complicated as they end up searching at the religious group, Fellowship of the Sun with a century old suicidal vampire as an ally After fixing the Dallas affair, Sookie goes off with Eric Northman yes, in a pink Lycra to an orgy, to find LaFayette s murderer But, not only do they find LaFayette s murderer, they also manage to be in the middle of the maenad s frenzy.The main reason why I m reading this, is because it s agonizing to wait for every season of True Blood in HBO to come, since it s painstakingly long It s pure torture.I m not a big fan of the books, but, if Charlaine Harris makes me imagine men inpink Lycras, I think this will soon be my favorite series

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